Accepted
custom and practice: Some
money-waster on which I wish to keep wasting money.
Accountability:
There is none.
Addressing
the issues:
Something that somebody else does.
Anticipated
investment:
What we've got our fingers crossed for.
Anti-war
movement:
Minority group of wimps to whom you've given money.
At
this point in time:
I haven't got a good answer but I thought the words might impress.
Bigots:
People who don't agree with minority groups of any sort whether
you've given then money
or not.
Clearly:
Something that is totally unclear.
Compassion:
Spending public money to buy votes.
Insensitivity:
The public objecting to their money being spent to buy votes.
Demonstration:
People who vote for you wanting something.
Mob
violence:
People who don't vote for you wanting possibly less.
Deployment:
Moving people somewhere else that you should have fired.
Downsizing:
Firing people.
Economic
stimulation:
Taking more money from the poor and transferring it to the rich.
Entitlement:
Achiever's
money being given to non-achievers.
Equal
opportunity:
Offering an advantage who you think might vote for you.
Fistful
of dollars:
Any minuscule profit made by the private sector.
Government
innovation:
Something old your opponents suggested about which you hope they
might
have forgotten.
I'm
glad you've asked that question:
I think you're a low bastard for asking such a good question.
I'm
tackling the issue:
I've given it to somebody else.
Informed
source:
Works for the same faction in the same political party as you do.
It's
not the money it's the principle:
It's the money!
I've
been reliably informed:
I overheard it.
Knowledgeable
observer:
You.
Self
styled politician: Phony.
Guru:
See self styled politician.
Troubled
times:
We made the trouble.
Unidentified
source:
You
Man-in-the-street
reaction:
Something about which the man in the street has not the vaguest idea.
Moderate
unionists:
Mythical beings who terrify you.
Parliamentary
allowance:
Monies taken from the taxpayer by a politician and then given to
another
politician.
Political
biography:
Lies about politicians you don't like.
Political
autobiography:Lies
about yourself.
Political
history:
Lies about everybody.
Private
greed:
Non-government individuals making money whilst enjoying them selves.
Public
service:
Government individuals trying to find a way of stopping
non-government
individuals
making money whilst enjoying themselves.
Resourced
social policies:
Non-governmental, non-earning people – paid for.
Ringing
endorsement:
One other person agreed with me.
Seek
a greater commitment from the community:
Ask for more money.
Special
interest group:
A minority to whom you want to give money.
Special
interest lobby:
A minority to whom you don't want to give money.
A
proud people:
A minority to whom you are going to give money, whether they want it
or not.
Simplistic:
An absolutely correct statement to which you have no answer.
To
the best of my knowledge: I
really have no idea.
We're
making a significant difference:
Some economic indicator moved 1 point of 1%.
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